leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

(via bringmethediscoqueen342)

horror movie opening scene white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
white boy: i'll go investigate
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
white girl: ahhh!!
white girl: ahhh!!!
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

jerkidiot:

to infinity and beyond done with this fucking school year

(via cosmiclatteh)

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